I was looking out my window last night, thinking about how it's always brighter outside when it's snowing. I figured it had something to do with the moonlight reflecting off the snow. Then I started thinking about snow blindness. At this exact moment, I was prepping my toothbrush for some oral action. I dragged the nozzle along the brush tenderly, and when I pulled away, the bristles snapped back into place and shot a small gob of toothpaste directly into my eye. As I writhed in pain, I realized that if I were to go blind, it would make for a great story. Unfortunately, I can still see shit, so this story sucks and I still made you read it.
ADDENDUM - [00:12] lexpieces: i think it's the ambience of the city lights that makes the sky orange and such
[00:12] lexpieces: 'cause the moon can't be seen through the clouds
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